Nobby wrote:
Car = automobile
motoring show = show about automobiles
motoring journalist = journalist specialising in automobiles
Alabama = Rather fucked up US state
Italy = Insignificant country in Europe famous for pizzas
London = Centre of the world
Bugatti Veyron = worlds fastest production car
1. In Texas a "car" is a vehicle
2. Motoring Show = Car Show
3. Motoring Jounalist = A journalist who can't afford to fly...
4. Alabama = Rather fucked up state anywhere, not just in the US
5. Italy didn't invent Pizza we did, or rather 2 US soldiers did just after world war II using an idea that they had while serving in Italy.
6. London = CENTER of the world...wait, isn't the center of the world nothing but magma and lava and such, oh ok, I see your point...
7. Bugatti Veyron = world's fastest production car "according to the Italians"...but we know how those people lie...they all claim that they aren't in the Mafia and that they invented Pizza when we know damned well that it was a couple of American GI's that invented Pizza and they wasn't even Italian...
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